May 2013
122 posts
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
allonsy-sherlock:
Daniel and I just went outside to my back yard to watch a meteor shower…it wasn’t really going on, but the stars were really twinkling and even though much of the time was spent with me worrying (I’m not good at sneaking out), it was still really nice…I wish I didn’t get so nervous about things but it was still really nice, just looking up at the stars for a few minutes,...
kaynanarie:
One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I’m an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.
I picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming “IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!”
She was super pissed off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING!
My aunt doesn’t visit anymore.
zaptap:
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
gnarly-gnat:
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.
Fuck Yeah Rooster Teeth Productions: I thought I'd... →
the-meta:
courtneycrawford:
These are my exact thoughts:
I don’t mind FanFiction, anyone can write it all they want. I have a problem with people changing others sexual orientation for their open pleasure, then getting mad at that person for not being gay and being with their real…
thepresidentsshoelaces:
obamasdaughter:
eiffelstower:
pizza:
hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
I got the whole world in my pants.: So now my... →
destameansjoy:
Okay.
Major ranting time. Let’s just get this over with.
So today in Health class, we started a unit about physical fitness. Our teacher began with telling us what the five components of fitness were, and one of them was (wait for it) body composition. That is, the ratio of body fat to all other…
Lemme guess: Ms. T?… I felt the same exact way. Got literally the...
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
variablejabberwocky:
hypotheticalwoman:
3rdrudy:
emerald-observance:
3rdrudy:
imsarahcate:
3rdrudy:
timewarp-grrrl:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
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deathbycas:
things we need on tumblr
a notification when someone responds to an ask
no post limit
a ‘sent’ folder
urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted
things we dont need on tumblr
every update tumblr has ever made ever
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
theactualseakat:
wellalright:
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very...
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
the-meta:
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
friendlyrvbreminders:
friendly rvb reminder
There’s a copy of Delta somewhere, in some distant freelancer facility
(◕‿◕✿)
Actually there is no Delta copy or backup in a computer. Delta was lying to Niner because hes a dick.
AI can’t be copied, remember? The closest we can get is the copy of Delta that...
